funny questions
Some funny and weird questions. I wonder if you can answer any of them 
Go and try, and vote for the best answers.
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Is there another word for synonym?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
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When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Only if I'm drunk
If I actually tried to answer those, I would take the fun out of it.
I like the Disneyland Trap operated by a mouse. Did you know that by painting only 4 fingers on Mickey´s hands instead of 5 fingers that Disney was able to save Hundreds of thousands of dollars?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Actually, back in the old days they never nailed them shut. Then somebody dropped one during a funeral. They've been nailed shut ever since. 
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
For BackUp...
Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
Everybody needs to start somewhere...
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Otherwise he would invest his own...
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
It´s so safe...
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
In(to) different dimension...
I tried answering these, but I got dizzy. I better quit.
I had to bump this one up, because it's an old thread that not many people were exposed to (probably because they weren't members then) & I'm sure it will give many laughs to many people.
•Why is a boxing ring square?
I would say they've probably been hit in the head so many times, they can't tell the difference.
•Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Wow, good question... hmm... wouldn't it have been more practical just to continue using women since that's where we start from birth. 
Jaja... imagine if we were all still drinking breast milk. 
How odd...
Another silly question:
Anyone ever tried to wake up a sleeping pill ?
Erm... the answer to ALL of those questions is blatantly "magic!". I thought everyone knew that.
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Actually there is a very practical reason for this. Opening the mouth helps to widen the eyes a bit and that helps to apply the mascara. Of course you can widen your eyes with your mouth closed, but, for some reason it's soooooooo much easier to perform this when the mouth is open because you are engaging the other muscles of your face. When the other muscles of the face are engaged it seems to help to KEEP the eyes widened for an extended period of time. Whereas if you widen your eyes with the mouth shut it's a bit of a chore to KEEP your eyes widened for a prolonged period of time.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Think about it. Of course they knew what came out. All they had to do was watch the cow nursing the calf and they had the answer. I'm sure they figured out that all female mammals were able to give milk to their young. 
Purrs, Catwoman=^..^= & Mija
