Pues, tu esto una dere y vei al agreastible parla a holi.

Question

what on earth does this mean in english'

Answer 1

Somewhat less than half of the words might be Spanish. The rest aren't.

Answer 2

What on earth does it mean in Spanish'I think you may find that this is Catalan(the last part) mixed with very poor Spanish...untranslatable(if that's a word,not sure about that!)