Picture of the day: a lion and safari tourists
Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the biggest number of votes as well as the language correctness.
My example:
"Carramba, ¡le dije a mi escolta que no me siguiera cuando salgo a cazar!" rugió la reina.
"Gee, I told my bodyguards not to follow me when I go hunting!" roared the queen.
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15 Answers
¡Silencio, todos! No creo se haya fijado en nosotros
Quiet, everybody! I don't think she's noticed us.
Desde "El Rey León", no puede deshacerse de los paparazzi.
Ever since "Lion King", I can't get rid of the paparazzi.
Ahora ¿Dónde está mi abrelatas? La leona preguntó.
Now ,where is my can opener? asked the lioness.
¡Jolines!¡Qué pesados esos tíos...es que no saben qué hacer para ligar!
Good Lord! Look at these guys they simply don't know what to do to hit on a lady!
Voz del narrador: Aquí vemos el todoterreno de tracción a las cuatro ruedas en su hábitat natural, siguiendo a su presa a hurtadillas. Fijense en el comportamiento de manada...
Voice-over: Here we see the four-wheel drive SUV in its natural habitat, stalking its prey. Note the pack-hunting behavior...
Traer a casa la cena para la familia se ha convertido mucho más fácil en estos días.
Bringing dinner home for the family has become much easier these days.
"¡Mire, papi! ¡Es una leona de verdad!" "¿Mamá? ¿Por qué no hace ese leona nada interesante? ¿Falta mucho de este safari? Estoy aburrido. ¿Ya puedo tener me GameBoy? ¿Mamá?
"Look, honey! That's a real lion!" "Mom? How come that lion isn't doing anything interesting? How much more of this safari is there? I'm bored. Can I have my GameBoy back? Mom?"
¿Está usted seguro ella nos está llevando a Nueva York?
Are you sure she's taking us to New York?
Lioness is thinking: And to think we moved to the Serengeti to get away from all the traffic near Kenya!
Leona está pensando: ¡Y pensar que nos mudamos a la Serengeti para alejarse de todo el tráfico, cerca de Kenya!
Por aquí, señores, para el Santuario de Elefantes.
This way, gentlemen, for the Elephant Sanctuary.
Desde que comí su guia, no dejan de seguirme.
Since I ate their guide, they haven't stop following me.
La turista--comprobar, las personas con armas grandes--comprobar, muchos vehículos--comprobar, ahora todos necisitamos es un león a caza.
Tourist--check, people with big guns--check, many vehicles--check, now all we need is a lion to hunt.
Un embotellamiento en la sabana.
A traffic jam on the savanna.
What is it with you guys? Don't you have anything to do beside bug me?
(Don't know how to say it in Spanish I will take any suggestions)
In jungle, follow the jungle leader.
En la selva, seguir al líder de la selva.