Political Asides

Question

1) The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

2) A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

3) When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become the President of America. I'm beginning to believe it.

4) Why pay money to have your family tree traced. Go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.

5) I offer my opponents a bargain. If they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

Answer 1

You're killing me! Jajaja, tooo good amigo.

• Thanks a lot DJ. - Eddy Feb 2, 2012
• So did you hear we're probably **** to another 4 years of the Obama administration? jaja - DJ_Huero Feb 2, 2012
• *darned - DJ_Huero Feb 2, 2012

Answer 2

Hahahaha. The first one cracked me up.