Picture of the Day: Inoculation Station

Question

Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.

RULES
♦	Captions should be a minimum of four words and a maximum of four sentences in length.
♦	The sentences MUST be your own work: you cannot copy from the translator, books, or any other source.
♦	Idioms and lyrics that do not translate should be avoided.
♦	You can only answer once.
♦	Answers must caption the picture in both English and Spanish.
♦	You must correct your answer with any corrections that are given.
♦	Sentences must be comprehensible after three or four reads.
♦	Do not post pictures or unnecessary subject pronouns in Spanish.

Answers that do not follow the rules will not be corrected or accepted.

My example:

Boy: Ouch! I thought you said it wouldn't hurt!

Nurse: Don't be such a coward! The needle hasn't even gone in yet!

Niño: ¡Ay! ¡Pensé que dijiste que no me iba a doler!

Enfermera: ¡No seas tan cobarde, si la aguja ni siquiera ha entrado!

• jejeje:) - Yeser007 Oct 6, 2011
• pobre chico. - jennyo45 Oct 6, 2011

Answer 1

¡Ay! Mi primer tatuaje no dolió como esto. Oww, my first tattoo didn't hurt like this.

• Good work, helio! -- *¡Ay!* [not "Ouu"]....tatuaje [no accent mark] no *dolió* como *estO*. -- English: tatToo - gintar77 Oct 6, 2011
• Thank you for the corrections. Now I'm even misspelling the English. Back to work. - heliotropema Oct 6, 2011
• Congratulations, helio! You are the winner! - gintar77 Oct 10, 2011

Answer 2

Someday I'm going to get even with you nurse.

Algún día voy a vengarme enfermera.

• Almost perfect, croberts! -- Algún [accent mark] ... vengarME - gintar77 Oct 6, 2011
• gracias - croberts Oct 6, 2011
• Don't forget to make the correction. :-) - gintar77 Oct 6, 2011

Answer 3

Fue en ese momento que se dio cuenta que aunque las chicas eran bonitas, también podían ser malas.

It was in that moment he realized that even though girls were pretty, they could also be mean.

• es verdad Echoline. - jennyo45 Oct 6, 2011
• Ouch! ........B¬) - LaloLoco Oct 6, 2011
• love it :) - Kiwi_Girl Oct 6, 2011
• Great job, Cathy! -- Fue en *ese* momento que se *dio* [no accent mark] cuenta *que* aunque *las* chicas ...también [accent] *podían ser* malas. - gintar77 Oct 6, 2011
• Thank you so much, gintar. That is as close as I could get it. - Echoline Oct 7, 2011
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Answer 4

If I were bigger you wouldn´t dare do this to me!

• ¡Si fuera más grande no te atreverías a hacerme esto!

• Very close, Peinadin! -- ...wouldn't dare *do this to me*! - gintar77 Oct 6, 2011
• thanks... - Peinadin Oct 6, 2011
• bien hecho - billygoat Oct 7, 2011

Answer 5

I am trying to impress my girlfriend. She thinks I am brave. Please! Don´t tell her the truth! Estoy tratando de impresionar a mi novia. Ella piensa que soy valiente. ¡Por favor! ¡No le diga la verdad!

• ¡Casi perfecto, coffee! -- Don't tell her the *truth*! - gintar77 Oct 6, 2011
• bien hecho :-) - billygoat Oct 7, 2011
• Gracias amigos :D - coffeelate Oct 9, 2011

Answer 6

Hey! I think my sister got more vaccine that I did!

¡Eh! ¡Creo que mi hermana recibió más vacuna que yo!

• ... than I did! - ian-hill Oct 6, 2011
• Excellent, Mariana! Just that typo that Ian mentioned. - gintar77 Oct 6, 2011
• lol i bet that was the last thing on his mind - billygoat Oct 7, 2011
• Hahaha, Billy, por cierto tienes razón . . . . . :) - Ingeteacher Oct 7, 2011
• lol question to boy You want some more? - FELIZ77 Oct 7, 2011

Answer 7

Mother said my first day of school would be fun!

¡Mamá dijo que mi primera día de escuela habría sido divertido!

Correction: ¡Mamá dijo que mi primer día de escuela sería divertido!

• Great work, katy! -- mi *primer* día ... *sería* [or "iba a ser"] divertido - gintar77 Oct 6, 2011
• Much appreciated help. Thanks. - katydew Oct 6, 2011
• don't remove the "que" - gintar77 Oct 6, 2011

Answer 8

You didn't tell me you wanted to stick the needle all the way to the bone!

¡No me dices dijiste que querías a pegar meter la aguja completamente hasta el hueso!

• Good work, pesta! -- No me *dijiste* que querías [remove "a"] *meter* la aguja... - gintar77 Oct 6, 2011
• ¡Gracias, Gintar! - pesta Oct 7, 2011
• :) - Ingeteacher Oct 7, 2011

Answer 9

No voy a mirar. ¿ Esa aguja es casi tan grande como mi brazo?

I'm not going to look. Is that needle almost as big as my arm?

• Great work, swampy! -- ¿*Esa aguja es* casi tan grande como *mi* brazo? - gintar77 Oct 6, 2011
• Thanks gintar! - swampy Oct 7, 2011

Answer 10

If I don't cry I will get a sweet,oh boy ! I don't think I will get a sweet today. Si no lloro voy a recibir un caramelo, ¡Ay caramba! No creo que vaya a recibir un caramelo hoy.

• Good work, jenny! -- Si no *llorO* voy a *recibir* un caramelo. *¡Ay, caramba!* No creo *que vaya a recibir* un caramelo hoy. - gintar77 Oct 6, 2011
• Gracias gintar77 Ay caramba ! will I ever get this right.? - jennyo45 Oct 7, 2011
• Muy gracioso, Jenny . . . . :) - Ingeteacher Oct 7, 2011

Answer 11

¡Dicen que la salud es lo más importante de la vida, pero si debemos sufrir tanto ...!

People say that health is the most important thing in life , but if we have to suffer so much....!

• Great job, porcupine! -- English: that [remove "the"] health ...most important *thing* in life -- Spanish: es *lo* más [accent] importante *de* la vida... - gintar77 Oct 7, 2011
• Gracias - porcupine7 Oct 7, 2011
• he certainly doesn't look happy! - billygoat Oct 7, 2011
• :) - Ingeteacher Oct 7, 2011

Answer 12

Poor boy, this song is for you, my friend.

Niño Pobrecito, esta canción es para ti, mi amigo.

Be Strong and of a Good Courage

• Great job, migelis! Great song! -- "Pobre niño" or simply "Pobrecito" ... canción [accent mark] - gintar77 Oct 7, 2011
• Gracias, Gintar, I changed the song, I hope you don't mind:) - migelis Oct 7, 2011
• Not at all :-) - gintar77 Oct 7, 2011
• Hola, Migelis . . . . :) - Ingeteacher Oct 7, 2011

Answer 13

Mommy, I don't need vaccinations!! We are never going on holiday and it will take quite a long time before I will go on business trips . . . . .

¡¡Mamá, no necesito vacunaciones!! Nunca vamos de vacaciones y ya tardará mucho tiempo hasta que haga viajes de negocios . . . . . .

• Good work, Inge! -- English: We never go on holiday .... -- Spanish: hasta que *haga* viajes - gintar77 Oct 7, 2011
• Buenos días, Inge:) - migelis Oct 7, 2011
• lol good one - billygoat Oct 7, 2011
• Muchas gracias por las corrrecciones, Gintar . . . . :) - Ingeteacher Oct 7, 2011
• Muchas gracias, amigos . . . . :) - Ingeteacher Oct 7, 2011
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Answer 14

I'm a boy! I don't need the human papillomavirus vaccine!

¡Soy un chico! ¡No necesito la vacuna del virus del papiloma humano!

• :-) - Echoline Oct 6, 2011
• When you say "Soy un chico", are you stressing that he is a child or that he is male? If it is the latter I would say "¡Soy varón!" Although I assume you meant the former since both men and women can contract HPV. If the former, then it's perfect! - gintar77 Oct 6, 2011
• You did, in fact, get most of my deeper meaning. I also wanted to insuate male denial of culpability, and as we know it takes two to tango - LaloLoco Oct 7, 2011

Answer 15

The little boy psyches himself up for a roundhouse kick with his new sneakers.

El niñito se prepara para dar una patada Mawashi Geri con sus zapatos nuevos.

Better version, gracias a Gintar:

El niñito se mentaliza para dar una patada giratoria con sus zapatos deportivos nuevos.

• Excellent, Kiwi! You could also say "se mentaliza" [psyches himself up] and "una patada giratoria". - gintar77 Oct 7, 2011
• ah great, thanx Ginar I couldn't figure out roundhouse lol :) - Kiwi_Girl Oct 7, 2011
• what about sneakers - is there a better word than just shoes? or is it too regional? - Kiwi_Girl Oct 7, 2011
• *sus* -- sneakers: yes, this seems to be regional [Examples: zapatos deportivos, playeras, bambas, tenis...and more] - gintar77 Oct 7, 2011
• ooops sorry Gintar I missed a 't' lol - Kiwi_Girl Oct 7, 2011
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