Picture of the Day: No women allowed ;)

Question

Post your comments/titles/captions to this picture (both in Spanish and English) and vote for the ones you like. The best answer will be chosen tomorrow on the basis of the greatest number of votes as well as the language correctness.

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Posts which will not be corrected or accepted:
- Captions with 3 words or less
- Paragraphs with more than 4 lines
- Blatant machine translations and posts which cannot be understood after three or four readings.
- Posts which consist mainly of lyrics or idioms which do not translate.
- Captions copied directly from books or other sources.
- Multiple posts from one person, or those who don't caption the picture in both English and Spanish.
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Remember to correct your posts as suggested or they can NOT be "accepted".
Do not use subject pronouns in Spanish.
Please do not post pictures.

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My example:

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¡Rayos! Y tenía la intención de ponerme unos zapatos de tacón para esta caminata.

Oh rats! And there was me planning on wearing stilettos for this trek.

• jeje, perfecto - Heidita Feb 9, 2011
• Yes! What a great landscape ! :) Perfect, Jen - cogumela Feb 9, 2011
• I've seen crazy signs on trails before, but this one is really funny! - pesta Feb 9, 2011
• Maybe it's a European thing, but shouldn't the sign have a red line cutting through the middle of the circle to indicate "prohibited?" - cristalino Feb 9, 2011
• I think that's what someone tried to Photoshop there on the ground. It looks out of place and weird. - amykay Feb 9, 2011
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Answer 1

Oh !! No!! I can't believe there is a shoe shop here. Baby, where is your credit card??

¡Oh! ¡No! No puedo creer que haya una tienda de zapatos aquí. Cariño, dónde está tu tarjeta de crédito?

• No puedo creer que... Cariño y su; not tu??? está - qfreed Feb 9, 2011
• no "puedo" creer que "haya" (subjunctive) :) Good, Vaanz ! - cogumela Feb 9, 2011
• jajaja muy comico!! - blopez86 Feb 9, 2011

Answer 2

Thank God,a zone for high heels,my walking shoes are killing me. Gracias a Dios,una zona para tacones altos,mis zapatos de caminar me están matando.

• ...una (gender) zona para 'tacones altos' (number) , mis zapatos de "caminar".... Good caption, jennyo! :) - cogumela Feb 9, 2011
• gracias cogumela,it's such a struggle for me to make a sentence in spanish ,i do appreciate your corrections. - jennyo45 Feb 9, 2011
• esta es buena jejejejjejej - lovelol Feb 9, 2011

Answer 3

¡Atención! Hay mujeres hermosas aquí!
( Caution! There are beautiful women around! )

...las correcciones se llevarán a cabo ¡como se indique!

• aquí - qfreed Feb 9, 2011
• Thanks qfreed! - sv2qp Feb 9, 2011
• Funny :) - FELIZ77 Feb 9, 2011

Answer 4

I've lost my shoe. Is that the lost and found sign?

He perdido mi zapato. ¿Es esa la señal de objetos perdidos?

• jeje, casi perfecto bryn, ese - Heidita Feb 9, 2011
• "lost-and-found", what a nice expression ! I'd say : He perdido mi zapato. ¿Es esa la señal de objetos perdidos? :) Good, Bryn! - cogumela Feb 9, 2011
• Gracias, Heidita - Brynleigh Feb 9, 2011
• Gracias, cogumela - Brynleigh Feb 9, 2011

Answer 5

El pico para el hielo no es necesario, si usted lleve estos zapatos.

The ice pick is not necessary, if you wear these shoes.

• si usted lleva ( indicative) good, timmy! :) - cogumela Feb 9, 2011
• Gracias cogumela! - timmyspanish Feb 9, 2011

Answer 6

¡No! ¡La alfombra roja a los premios Oscar está por la otra dirección!

No! The red carpet to the Oscars is the other way!

• para/hacia los premios Óscar es por (or está en) la otra dirección. Well done, Chris! :) - cogumela Feb 9, 2011
• Thanks! - chris126 Feb 9, 2011

Answer 7

De acuerdo, me descalzo... pero podré subir con las medias puestas, ¿no?

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Okay, I'll take my shoes off... but I guess I can climb with my tights on, can't I ?

• :) - pintor Feb 9, 2011

Answer 8

Pienso que este es el monte de los Zapatos de Tacón.

I think that this is Mt .High-heel Shoes .

• ..que este es el monte de.. Well done, sanlee :) - cogumela Feb 9, 2011
• ¡Gracias, Cogumela! - sanlee Feb 9, 2011

Answer 9

Genial. No se permiten zapatos de tacón. Lo próximo será "no se permiten monociclos".

Great. No high heels allowed. Next it will say "No unicycles allowed".

• No se permiten zapatos de tacón. Lo próximo sera "no se permiten monociclos" :) Good, amy! - cogumela Feb 9, 2011
• será , with tilde. My mistake! sorry :) - cogumela Feb 9, 2011
• Gracias Laura! Boy I managed to mangle that one pretty badly! - amykay Feb 9, 2011
• Jejeje - pintor Feb 9, 2011

Answer 10

El monte "La Calvicie" es ahora un pie más alto.

Mt baldness is now one foot much higher .

• El monte "La Calvicie" es ahora un pie más alto. ( ?? ) (I'm not sure what you mean with the "mucho" ) Good, Ray ! :) - cogumela Feb 9, 2011
• I don't know what i meant by it either, i was struggling here cogu, Thank you for your invaluable help. - ray76 Feb 9, 2011

Answer 11

El desafío: Todos deben llevar tacones para subir esta montaña.

The challenge: Everyone must wear heels to climb this mountain.

• Tiny mistake, chruhl ! Todos "deben" llevar ... well done! - cogumela Feb 9, 2011
• Thanks Luara....sooooo close!! :) - IndianaChris Feb 9, 2011

Answer 12

¡Espere! No hay línea roja que atraviese esta señal. Eso significa que tenemos que ponernos zapatos de tacón para este sendero.

Wait! There's no red line through this sign. That means we have to put on stilettos for this trail.

• jeje.. it's in a red circle no blue hence it's a warning! :) - sv2qp Feb 9, 2011
• ....línea (tilde) roja que atraviese esta señal. ( Or : esta señal no tiene ninguna línea roja atravesándola) Eso significa que tenemos que ponernos zapatos de tacón ( no article) para este sendero. Well done, pesta! And very funny! :D - cogumela Feb 9, 2011
• My intention is to show confusion by USA hikers who are used to "international signs" with a different standard of design. - pesta Feb 9, 2011
• ¡Gracias, cogu! Otro buen ejemplo de presente del subjuntivo - pesta Feb 9, 2011

Answer 13

Ahora se sabe con seguridad que éste es un mundo de hombres...han puesto sus señales incluso en las cimas de las montañas...

Now we know for sure that this is a man's world...they have put their signs even on the mountain tops...

• se sabe "con seguridad" , (con propiedad cannot be used here, it has a slighly different meaning) .... incluso en/ sobre las cimas de las montañas, Very good, Luz ! :) - cogumela Feb 9, 2011
• I wondered if "propiedad" was the right word here...now I know, thanks a lot, Cogu:) - luz_72 Feb 9, 2011

Answer 14

¡Por fin encontramos el baño de damas!

We finally found the lady's room!

• hemos encontrado, or encontramos Good, theresa :) - cogumela Feb 9, 2011
• Thanks, I had encontramos, and then changed it, guess I should have left it alone! - theresa5 Feb 9, 2011

Answer 15

Pepe! ¿Estás seguro de que este es el único lugar en el cual que podemos apartarnos de nuestras esposas? Hay que caminar mucho solo para fumar un puro!

Joe are you sure this is the only place we can get away from the wives? We have to walk an awful lot just to smoke a cigar!

• de que este es el único lugar en el cual ( or el único lugar en donde) podemos apartarnos de nuestras esposas ( "las" esposas suena appalling! ;) ) ...Very good sentence, Joe ! :D - cogumela Feb 9, 2011