¿Qué es el matrimonio? Define marriage;)
I just got this hilarious e-mail, so I am sharing, if you have a nice caption yourself, or any funny definition or something similar, or how men define marriage, do add
My "hubby" Eddy will just love this!!
Please post in English and Spanish
Ya hace 18 meses que no hablo con ella... Es que no me gusta interrumpirla...
II haven't talked to her for 18 months...I don't want to interrupt
Yo me casé con doña “Tengo Razón".. Solo que no sabía que su segundo apellido era"Siempre".
I got married to Mrs "I'm right", I did not know that her second name was " Always"
Siempre que salimos mi mujer y yo, caminamos tomados de la mano...Si la suelto, se pone a comprar...
Whenever I go out with my wife, we hold hands...if I let her go, she will enter a shop !!
P.S: I'm just kidding! marriage is a very beautiful thing and it's the dream of any girl
A marriage is like the sea around the shore--it is up to the two partners whether it is a tropical paradise or deadly tsunami.
El matrimonio es como el mar alrededor de la orilla--la pareja decide si es un paraíso tropical o un tsunami mortal.
MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Prometí que te amaría hasta el fin de tiempo, así que ahora estoy rogando porque llegue este fin
I promised that I would love you until the end of time, so now I'm praying for the end of time...
(Sorry, I had to borrow a song lyric... )
El matrimonio es una institución, pero ¿quién quiere -- vivir en una institución?
Marriage is an instituion, but who wants to live in an institution?
(Aparentemente yo. Llevo 37 años con mí mejor amiga!)
(Apparently me. I have been married for 37 years to my best friend.)
"And What of Marriage?"
"You were born together, and together you shall be forevermore. You shall be together when the white wings of death scatter your days. Ay, you shall be together even in the silent memory of God. But let there be spaces in your togetherness, and let the winds of the heavens dance between you.
"Love one another, but make not a bond of love: let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. Fill each other's cup but drink not from one cup. Give one another of your bread but eat not from the same loaf. Sing and dance together and be joyous, but let each of you be alone, even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the same music.
"Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping. For only the hand of life can contain your hearts. And stand together, yet not too near together: for the pillars of the temple stand apart, and the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow." ~~ Kahlil Gibran
Marriage is a contract.
Well... hopefully, more than a contract.
Para mí, un matrimonio no es esto.
To me, this is not a marriage
El matrimonio es un tipo de combate donde duermes con la enemiga
Marriage is a type of combat where you sleep with the enemy