Picture of the Night: Don't E V E R leave your bike overnight at your granny's;)

Question

I am still laughing, this was sent to me today and I wanted to share, and it is certainly true, dangerous to leave the bike overnight at granny's!!

Please post your captions in English and Spanish

Un tuneado perfecto

A perfect tuning

Answer 1

The grand prize winner of this year's senior citizens community center knitting contest is...

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La ganadora del gran premio del concurso de hacer punto patrocinado por el centro social para las personas de la tercera edad de este año es...

Thank you, Heidita, for the corrections.

• de hacer punto , patrocinado por , de este año es... - Heidita Apr 28, 2010
• perfecto y divertido, bien hecho dan;) - Heidita Apr 29, 2010
• Gracias, Heidita. - danrivera Apr 29, 2010

Answer 2

Actor Vin Diesel's new ride in the upcoming third installment of the "Triple X" movie series, where the agent will go undercover in a senior citizens community.

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La montura nueva del actor de cine Vin Diesel en el episodio tercero pendiente de la serie del cine "Triple X", donde el agente será agente secreto en una comunidad para las personas de la tercera edad.

Thank you, Heidita.

• Dan the man..is "las personas de la tercera edad" a word phrase? - nonombre Apr 28, 2010
• "persona de la tercera edad" was in the SD dictionary as "senior citizen" - danrivera Apr 28, 2010
• http://www.spanishdict.com/translate/senior - danrivera Apr 28, 2010
• la montura, será agente secreto, - Heidita Apr 28, 2010
• Heidita, wouldn't "undercover" be translated as "trabaja en secreto" rather than "agente secreto", which I take to be "secret agent"? - danrivera Apr 29, 2010

Answer 3

¡Mi abuelita es algo sorda; le pedí un mantel y ves lo que me dio!

My granny is hard of hearing; I asked her for a tablecloth and look what she gave me!

• jeje, ves lo que, this would sound more natural: y, ya ves lo que me dio! - Heidita Apr 28, 2010
• My granny is hard of hearing; - Rolest Apr 28, 2010
• oh, dio, no accent - Heidita Apr 28, 2010
• oops, thanks Rolest and Heidi...you know I'm writing way too early in the morning when I can't write in English ;) - alba3 Apr 28, 2010

Answer 4

He dicho que necesito una moto y punto, no de punto .

It won't work in English. I said I need a motorbike and that's that...=y punto knitted de punto

• jejeje, great pun, nice bird, voting - Heidita Apr 28, 2010

Answer 5

¡Barbi ya no necesita a Ken! ¡Ya tiene su propia moto, aúnque no estén conectadas las bujias!

Barbie no longer needs Ken! She now has her own motorcycle, even though the spark plugs are not connected!

Answer 6

Es un juguete para jugar usar.

It is a toy to play use.

• mejor: para usar, you already use juguete, so that is always to play with...sounds weird - Heidita Apr 28, 2010

Answer 7

Mira hijo, ahora está listo para su próximo viaje a Alaska...

Look son, now it's ready for your upcoming trip to Alaska...

• :) - Heidita Apr 28, 2010

Answer 8

El cubierto de los objetos públicos con tejer es una tendencia creciente.

Covering public objects with knitting is a growing trend.

knit graffitti

Answer 9

I especially like that it is pink.

Answer 10

Mad Max: ¡Abuelita - cuando le pedí hacerme algunos "colores" esperaba algo un poco diferente! Abuelita: ¿Por qué - no te gusta el rosa? ¿Quizás azules?

Mad Max: Nanna - when I asked you to make me some "colours" I expected something a bit different! Nanna: Why don't you like pink? Blue perhaps?

(Might need to explain - here motor cycle groups call their insignias "colours"

• no te gusta el rosa, por qué, quizás - Heidita Apr 28, 2010

Answer 11

La moto nueva de los Heck's Angels. No tan machista como los Hell's Angel's.

The new motorcycle of the Heck's Angels. Not as macho as the Hell's Angels.

• "Not as macho..." - danrivera Apr 28, 2010
• typo - thanks - DR1960 Apr 28, 2010

Answer 12

¡Ay-yi-yi! ¿Qué dirá el resto de la pandilla motera?

Oh, no! What will the rest of the biker gang say?

• dirá - Heidita Apr 28, 2010

Answer 13

A labor of love. Look at the three xxx on the tank...they stand for kisses.

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Una obra de amor. Mira los tres equis en el tanque...significa besos.

• jeje:) - Heidita Apr 28, 2010

Answer 14

This is hilarious thanks for sharing......

Answer 15

La motocicleta es fea en rosa.

The motorcycle is ugly in pink.

• está :) - Heidita Apr 28, 2010