Let's have a random sentence fight!!!

Question

I saw a really funny answer by HOOAH in a question, and it cracked me up really bad!! I'm serious!! It was hilarious...So I responded with something that probably wasn't as funny, but it brought an idea to my mind...A RANDOM SENTENCE FIGHT!!! So post your most random sentences you can think of. It's cool if you answer in Spanish, too, because I'm trying to get more practice anyways. Best answer wins!!! May the best man/woman win!!! (You can kind of tell that I'm random Jeje!!)

• madness in the eye of the bottlenose dolphin as he swims into the purple jello if the googoo bay , similies, similies are the message of the chickens roost on the top of the bottom of the middle of the log in the heart of the Sahara i hear it in refrigera - sheenancreed May 3, 2010
• ator ice little man with a huge cornucopia jumping over the curb too high for ashbedown syndrome the quadruplets of my establishment are quantified by abnormalties of the house cat i dont know what in niggler fly with Barnie why are you seem soo - sheenancreed May 3, 2010
• even ready to do it walking in a bag of cheese? - sheenancreed May 3, 2010
• read all together :P - sheenancreed May 3, 2010
• Nice one Sarah, I have posted as well. - Koalasan May 8, 2011

Answer 1

What happens when you read a sign that says don't read this?

¿Qué pasa cuando lees un señal que diga no lee este?

Answer 2

Hello dear

My name is queen(single). I was impressed when i saw your profile today at and i will like to establish a long lasting relationship with you. In addition,i will like you to reply me through this my private e-mail box([e-mail]) Thanks waiting to hear from you soon. queen I will send to you my pictures in my next mail through this my mail box

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