The Giraffe Test

Question

OK guys, here is the first question of this test. I will come back later to check on the answers and give you the next question of the test. Please choose your own answers.

1 . How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it before you decide on your answer.

Answer 1

Open the door of the refrigerator, put the giraffe in, close the door!

• That sounds logical - 0068e2f4 Oct 25, 2009

Answer 2

Well, since this is a language forum I'll make the following guess:

Remove one 'f', add a t, an o, another e and three more r's and then mix them all up a bit and... Voila! Giraffe is now in Refrigerator!

• Very nice answer chaparrito. How imaginitive! But we'll have to wait until tomorrow to give the others a crack at it before the next question. Thanks - 0068e2f4 Oct 25, 2009

Answer 3

Hmmm, yo la mato, la parto en cachos y ya está...al frigui

• lol..... - ChamacoMalo Oct 25, 2009
• Heidita! que mala! - 0068e2f4 Oct 25, 2009

Answer 4

1. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?

The elephant, cause he's still in the fridge

This reminds me of a joke, one of my favourite ones

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The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. He orders the animals to split up into two groups: wise (on his right) and beautiful (on his left). Among the animals on his right are owls, elephants, wolves... Among the animals on his left are peacocks, deer, herons... The only animal that's still standing in front of the lion is a frog. The lion asks it:

-And what the heck are you doing here? Which group do you belong to?

-Yeah, do you want me to split or what? - replies the frog.

Answer 5

I'm not clever enough to come up with something other than dismemberment.

Edit: Assuming the Giraffe couldn't fit before hand because of his long neck.

• Don't worry Fred, this is an equal opportunity thread. - 0068e2f4 Oct 25, 2009

Answer 6

Open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.

• You must have a real big refrigerator. Can your donkey fit in there too? - 0068e2f4 Oct 25, 2009

Answer 7

1. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?

The Lion Kind is not attending... He is hosting.

• very clever answer. - 0068e2f4 Oct 25, 2009
• thanks robertico! - ozuzanna Oct 25, 2009

Answer 8

They hold the conference in order to decide how to punish the people that chopped up their dear friend Jirafa en pedacitos.

• Jirafa came out of the refrigerator...oooh, double blooper for you!!! - 0068e2f4 Oct 25, 2009

Answer 9

Boy, you guys are really flunking now!!!

The correct Answer is: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? The crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!!! This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

A survey revealed that 90% of professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. They said this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

This concludes this test. Thank you all for your participation.

Answer 10

Ok, we got a winner this round. Stop peeking at the answers Sophia! The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

Ok, next question now:

2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

• It actaully tests whether you are knowledgeable about the relative sizes of giraffes and refrigerators, making it a good discriminator between preschoolers and adults. - lorenzo9 Oct 25, 2009
• You'll be surprised, check out edgedonkey's refrigerator - 0068e2f4 Oct 25, 2009

Answer 11

edgedonkey, I think you missed one thing - the giraffe! I guess you have to take out the giraffe before putting the elephant in. Or if the fridge is large enough, they can both stay in at the same time!

• lol - --Mariana-- Oct 25, 2009

Answer 12

Rather than blindly answer the question.. I will pose another to you! why would you put an elephant in a fridge??

• Same reason why I see pink elephants. - 0068e2f4 Oct 25, 2009

Answer 13

I just googled it - easy.

Answer 14

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions..

Ok Ok so we got another winner this round (she is peeking at the answers, but that's ok).

Here is the next question:

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?

Answer 15

The elephant - because he's still in the refrigerator?